Was it Al Gore who said Dan Quayle was not up to the job? Check out these Gore-y gems and decide for yourself...
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
Better start with your native tongue. Which was...?
"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
"Tied to Mama's apron strings", not "with 'em"!
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
If it wasn't, what would be?
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
I think Al co-founded the space academy...
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
Correction, he was the sole founder...
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
And we get there in a huge cannon shell, Mr Verne? Amazing!
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
I guess he'd know...
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
At least, he doesn't think he did...